- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Girls

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Strawberries!

meme

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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