What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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