Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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