- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What's funnier than poop? More poop

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