det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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? I hate niiggers ?

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