Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Guess What! HI!

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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