What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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