When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Penal Dysfunction

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Why? Because!

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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The BCS

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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You are Nerochan right?

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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