Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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colby doesnt shave

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Chinese drivers.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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