- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Melbourne Football Club.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Well educated black man.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Do you believe this will change?

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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