What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

eloise dey.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Pokemon go: Team mystic

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Guess what.. chicken butt

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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