- Anti Joke

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

YEAH THEY DO.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Women

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Your mom.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Penis

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

YEAH THEY DO.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Women

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Your mom.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Penis

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.