A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Are you Drew?

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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women playing football?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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