- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Giving birth to the antichrist

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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