A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Dozer has a soul

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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It's long!

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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