How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Anti Joke

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