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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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