- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Women's rights.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

French people

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

An iguana walks out of a bar

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

alert('hiiii');

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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