What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Baseball

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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