- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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