- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Steve Jobs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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