Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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brett is a dick

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Hello

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Anal cheese curds.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Anti Joke

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