- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Yeah, totally.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Hitler was Jewish.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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