How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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cot!

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What sucks?

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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