- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Vagina-Boob

robin, get in the car.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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