What's 1+1? 4.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A horse walks into a bar...n

how does peploe get around they walk

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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