- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

knock knock your gay

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

How Long is a Chinese man.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

9:11 make a wish

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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