what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Women's rights

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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