I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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The Aristocrats

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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The jets are a good team..

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Men's rights.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Hitler is my role model

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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