What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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ruddell and dodds anal

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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