Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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