What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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