What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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