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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Womens Basketball.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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