what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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