What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Animal

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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The economy.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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I'm funny.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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