why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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You're on fire.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Sarah Palin

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So a seal walks into a club...

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