Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Jesus

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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The Holocaust

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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