what the hell happened to your face

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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