What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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lebron

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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