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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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