- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

Whats white and all over my room? paint

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

Knock Knock Come in!

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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