haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Got milk? No.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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