What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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