Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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