Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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