What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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all these jokes suck ass

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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