What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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A women's opinion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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