Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Anti Joke

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