What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Your Mom

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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hi will

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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